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I operate under the assumption that people are incredibly stupid, unless proven otherwise, and it usually serves me well. I've been told by many that I'm lazy, and I tend to agree. I'll start caring one of these days. I have a highly irreverent sense of humor, as well as the ability to pull an innuendo out of just about anything. I'm highly amused by people's reactions to them, because I don't seem like the "type" that can aptly segue from a conversation about tactical history to a joke about a vibrating cell phone (now that I think about it, a Trojan horse reference might have been more appropriate). I'm a nerd, I suppose, and I have this bad habit of using proper grammar on the internet. I have a few people trying to convert me to various faiths, but agnosticism seems to be a safe zone. I tend to get into huge pits of trouble, usually of my own construction, and I can't figure out why I do some of the more ass-headed things that I do. My life can basically be described as one big awkward moment. You may not know me, but if you have read this whole thing, I know something about you: you have just managed to waste at least a minute of your life that you are never getting back. Congratulations.

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